STAND-UP VIDEO OF THE DAY
T.J. Miller: Holding a Baby
This woman wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, don't bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if I'm drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar.
This woman wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, don't bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if I'm drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar.
RANDOM JOKE
About two and a half years ago, I took a friend of mine to have her baby. Any man that has never seen a baby emerge from another person's body will walk around for months just going, 'Oh my God. What else don't I know about Planet Earth?'
told by Darrell Hammond
A Guy Walks Into a Bar jokes, Yo Mama jokes, Computer Jokes and yes, even Blonde jokes. They're all here.
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My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!
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My rat wants to infest yer leather satchel! Yar!
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