STAND-UP VIDEO OF THE DAY
9/1 Tommy Davidson: Fighting
You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?
You ever got a peer pressure ass-whooping?
Whitney Cummings' one-hour stand-up special "Money Shot" will be premiering on Comedy Central. She'll also appear on the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff and the "Rescue Me" comedy special with Denis Leary on Comedy Central.
> Check out Whitney's Profile
> Check out Whitney's Profile
JOKE OF THE DAY
September 02 2010
Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Gepetto about the problem. Gepetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had sex with his girlfriend. A week later, Gepetto asked Pinocchio, "So how's it going with your girlfriend?" Pinocchio said, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
> September 01 2010
Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Gepetto about the problem. Gepetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had sex with his girlfriend. A week later, Gepetto asked Pinocchio, "So how's it going with your girlfriend?" Pinocchio said, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
> September 01 2010
